Happy Dr. Seuss Day from us at HeltonTool!

We hope you have plans to do something cool

And if you don’t, we’re sure we can help

By showing you something from off of our shelf…

For people who like to work with their hands

We have tools that can meet almost any demand:

Compacts and impacts, cordless and brushless, too

Whether DeWalt, Makita, or Hitachi will do.

For people who like to spend their days cooking

We have pot and pan sets for which you are looking!

We have countless containers to keep your food fresh

And a temp-controlled tote bag for the temp that is best.

We have World’s Softest Socks you can put on your feet

And Pyrex hot-and-cold packs to give coldness or heat.

We have pet homes and art sets and model airplanes,

We have hex bits and belt clips and first-aid kits for pains!

As you can see, our offerings are assorted

With some made in America and some imported.

We send them all free to the lower forty-eight

And we ship them out fast, so you don’t have to wait.

If you’ve liked this glimpse of what we have in stock

Let your friends know—you don’t even have to talk!

Just give a thumbs up or a share on your page,

And have a positively wumbus-bopping Dr. Seuss Day!